A parent was making a breakfast of fried eggs for a teenage son. Suddenly the boy bursts in the kitchen.
"Careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!!
Turn them! Turn them NOW!!! We need more butter. Oh my! WHERE are we going to get more butter? They're going to STICK! Careful...CAREFUL! I said be careful!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them. Hurry up!
Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget the salt. You always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!"
The parent stared at him. "What's wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The son calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you how you make me feel when I'm trying to play soccer."
